oofpoetry:

“we return to each other in waves. this is how water loves.”

— nayyirah waheed, from nejma

toritheestallion:

toritheestallion:

me at Olive Garden at 11:02 am staring down the elderly people impatiently waiting outside knowing we should’ve opened 2 minutes ago but my boss is in the back cheating on his wife with the girl who makes the salads and he has the key to unlock the doors

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2 of my old coworkers saw this post. the first one was like “😂😂 i hope this isn’t true” and the second one knew exactly which manager i was talking about

monarobot:

baptizm:

This is Self Care Charizard. Reblog whenever you need a temporary release from whatever stresses you currently have.

need this so bad

(Source: corsolanite)

toko-t: “始発前 みんなまだ眠ってる ”

toko-t:

始発前 みんなまだ眠ってる

crsbbq: “This needs to be the universal standard ”

crsbbq:

This needs to be the universal standard